So here’s the situation: I’ve been seeing this guy for about three weeks. He’s 34, 6’4, 210 pounds, size-16 boots, and works construction. Translation: he’s basically a real-life Paul Bunyan with biceps and he’s Bisexual.
But here’s the kicker—literally. When he comes over after work and takes those boots off? His feet reek. And while most people would be like “ew,” I’m over here like 👀. The smell totally turns me on and he has no idea.
So now I’m stuck wondering: should I tell him? Or keep enjoying my spicy little secret?
1. Keeping It Secret Is… Kinda Hot
There’s something wild about having this private obsession no one else knows about. It’s like sneaking the last slice of pizza at 2 a.m.—naughty, indulgent, and all mine. I don’t think he realizes how stinky his socks get either.
2. But Telling Him Could Make Things Way More Intimate or ruin my fun.
Imagine if he knew, and he leaned into it. Like, really leaned into it. There’s a chance he’d be flattered that I’m into something he never thought twice about. Guys love being admired—even if it’s for their sweaty size-16 stompers. On the flip, it could take away the secret passion, smelling the rank, sweaty musk on my hands after massaging his feet.
3. Timing Is Everything
We’ve been dating for three weeks. That’s “learning his coffee order” territory, not “confess your deepest kinks” territory. I don’t need to roll out the foot worship PowerPoint just yet. I’ll continue to enjoy what I’m experiencing.
4. The Sneaky Middle Ground
If I did decide to do it later on, here’s my game plan: test the waters. Offer him a foot rub after a long shift. If he’s into it, maybe I casually joke about how hot it is. If not? Boom—still a sweet gesture, no harm, no foul.
5. At the End of the Day…
Whether I spill the secret or keep it bottled up, the fact is: I’m into him. And maybe the best part of dating is slowly revealing the crazy, wonderful, messy parts of yourself—and seeing if he’s game to meet you there.
Until then, I’ll be over here, secretly swooning every time he kicks off those boots and at night having my own private sessions after he’s fallen asleep.